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04-26-2006, 09:05 AM
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Comedian
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Irish Prostitute
An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her father cussed her. "Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum thru?"
The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff....dad....I became a prostitute...." "Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family." "OK, dad--as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, the deed to a ten-bedroom mansion, plus a savings certificate for $5 million. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye, daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes Limited Edition convertible that's parked outside, plus a membership to the country club....(takes a breath)....and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera, and...." "Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says dad. Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff....a prostitute dad! Sniff, sniff." "Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a "Protestant". Come here and give yer old man a hug!"
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04-26-2006, 09:41 AM
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will always be an Alyson Hanniganite
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04-26-2006, 09:50 AM
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Functionally Appropriate
Location: Toronto
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You know, I think I saw the film adaptation of this joke on TV late one night.
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04-26-2006, 09:51 AM
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Junkie
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Location: Chicago
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05-03-2006, 12:22 PM
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Free Mars!
Location: I dunno, there's white people around me saying "eh" all the time
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Sorry, it had to be done
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