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Old 04-26-2006, 09:05 AM   #1 (permalink)
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An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her father cussed her. "Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum thru?"

The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff....dad....I became a prostitute...."

"Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family."

"OK, dad--as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, the deed to a ten-bedroom mansion, plus a savings certificate for $5 million. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye, daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes Limited Edition convertible that's parked outside, plus a membership to the country club....(takes a breath)....and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera, and...."

"Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says dad.

Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff....a prostitute dad! Sniff, sniff."

"Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a "Protestant". Come here and give yer old man a hug!"
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Old 04-26-2006, 09:08 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I love this joke...

(I had no idea that prostitutes made so much money...
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Old 04-26-2006, 09:41 AM   #3 (permalink)
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(I had no idea that prostitutes made so much money...
Pondering a career change, mal?
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Old 04-26-2006, 09:50 AM   #4 (permalink)
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You know, I think I saw the film adaptation of this joke on TV late one night.
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Old 04-26-2006, 09:51 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Pondering a career change, mal?
actually... yes... and not by choice...
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Old 05-02-2006, 03:25 PM   #6 (permalink)
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wow, this one's good too!
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Old 05-02-2006, 08:05 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Hey, a girl's gotta earn a living... good joke!
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Old 05-03-2006, 09:30 AM   #8 (permalink)
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You know, I think I saw the film adaptation of this joke on TV late one night.
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Old 05-03-2006, 12:17 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Great joke for sure!
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Old 05-03-2006, 12:22 PM   #10 (permalink)
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actually... yes... and not by choice...
*Takes a quick glance at his bank account*

Sorry, it had to be done
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