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Old 04-28-2006, 10:06 AM   #1 (permalink)
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A grasshopper walks into a bar...

A grasshopper walks into a bar. He hops up on a barstool and gets the bartender's attention. When the bartender sees the grasshopper, he gets a bit excited.

"Y'know, mac," says the bartender, "we've got a drink named after you!"

The grasshopper looks confused.

"You've got a drink named Steve?"
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Old 04-28-2006, 03:37 PM   #2 (permalink)
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There's a drink named after me? Awesome!


P.S. Great joke!

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Old 04-28-2006, 07:00 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Haha thats great!! I gotta remember that one for work.
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Old 04-29-2006, 08:25 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Funny! A drink named Steve! Good one!
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