The thief in Paris
 

A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre. After carefully planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and made it safely to his van. However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied: "Monsieur, I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."

...and you thought I lacked De Gaulle to post a story like this.

Make another joke like that and I'll cut you with my Rimbaud knife.

(That was poor. I'm sure I can do better. Check this space later.)

/me slams head into desk

/me cries

god, that was so beneath you brew... :(

I know it is mal, the devil made me do it?

Perhaps I'll hide under the Duvet... or wrap my head in a Jacquet... or take my Limosin to Paris to have the Valet press my suit...