BigBen

A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way.

This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you.

In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.

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maleficent

very sad - but very true.., and it works for both genders too...

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MexicanOnABike

sounds about right. sad but true. probably why i dont have any friends that are girls.

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Zyr

Oi! Stop just copying stuff from bash.org (http://bash.org/?414593)
Yes, they are funny, but the site exists for a reason, people can go there an look around for themselves.

That being said, I love that one.

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Toaster126

Not even close to the same proportions, though.

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Dilbert1234567

ah the story of my life.

*sniffle*

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JStrider

bwahahahhaha

I'm thinkin i might send that to a girl I dated who then just wanted to be friends

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SirLance

The proverbial nail has been hit on the head!

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