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Old 05-04-2006, 11:19 AM   #1 (permalink)
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A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way.

This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you.

In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.
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Old 05-04-2006, 11:26 AM   #2 (permalink)
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very sad - but very true.., and it works for both genders too...
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Old 05-04-2006, 12:45 PM   #3 (permalink)
 
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sounds about right. sad but true. probably why i dont have any friends that are girls.
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Old 05-05-2006, 02:10 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Oi! Stop just copying stuff from bash.org (http://bash.org/?414593)
Yes, they are funny, but the site exists for a reason, people can go there an look around for themselves.

That being said, I love that one.
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Old 05-05-2006, 05:47 AM   #5 (permalink)
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very sad - but very true.., and it works for both genders too...
Not even close to the same proportions, though.
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Old 05-05-2006, 08:46 AM   #6 (permalink)
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ah the story of my life.

*sniffle*
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Old 05-05-2006, 10:18 AM   #7 (permalink)
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bwahahahhaha

I'm thinkin i might send that to a girl I dated who then just wanted to be friends
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Old 05-05-2006, 01:08 PM   #8 (permalink)
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The proverbial nail has been hit on the head!
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