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Old 05-08-2006, 02:00 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The old farmer

An old farmer in Kansas had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned. "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
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Old 05-08-2006, 04:01 PM   #2 (permalink)
haha, good stuff.
witty farmer...
But if I was to read into the joke too much, I would think that these girls have swam in the pond before.
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Old 05-08-2006, 05:28 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 05-08-2006, 05:55 PM   #4 (permalink)
Location: Canada
OOPS! ... my bad
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Old 05-08-2006, 09:13 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Dude, that was over a year ago. I'm sure new members who have joined in that time haven't seen it.
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Old 05-11-2006, 01:40 PM   #6 (permalink)
Location: Missouri
I liked it both times. Good joke.
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Old 05-11-2006, 02:43 PM   #7 (permalink)
Wasn't around for the first one. Thanx for posting. I enjoyed that. Kind of makes me wish I were an old farmer.
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Old 05-19-2006, 06:42 PM   #8 (permalink)
I want a Plaid crayon
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Hahahaha thats great!
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