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Old 05-13-2006, 12:43 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Ole, Sven and Lisa are hiking in the woods for the first time, where they came upon some tracks.
Ole asked, "Are dose deer tracks?"
Sven said, "No, I tink dey are moose tracks, Ole."
Lisa said, "No, I tink dey are elk tracks. Just at that moment, all three were hit by the train!

(im sure it has been posted in the past, but i still like it) ...
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Old 05-13-2006, 03:15 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Heh. Stupid...but it got a laugh out of me!
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Old 05-13-2006, 05:14 PM   #3 (permalink)
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(im sure it has been posted in the past, but i still like it) ...
The Norwegian Mafia has just nailed your ass, nrclark! You cannot mock the ludefisk eating Norse unless you get the names right. Fey da!

Repeat after me, and do not get it wrong again if you know what's good for you.

It is Sven, Ole, and Lena. Sheesh, you must be Swedish.
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Old 05-14-2006, 03:05 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Well, it may be corny, but it cracked me up. My barber told me a funny one I posted here.
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Old 05-15-2006, 08:06 AM   #5 (permalink)
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It is Sven, Ole, and Lena. Sheesh, you must be Swedish.
*falls over laughing*
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