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Old 05-14-2006, 09:42 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Pirate Pick-up Lines.

* "I must be huntin' treasure, 'cause I'm diggin' yer chest."

* "Ya certainly put the shiver in me timber."

* "See this hook? Variable speed with five alternate attachments, Baby."

* "Nice poop deck on ya, lassie. Care fer a swabbin'?"

* "Avast, me pretty! Strike your panties and prepare to be boarded."

* "I've hidden booty all over the Caribbean -- but never have I seen one like yours!"

* "That's NOT my parrot talking, Sweetie!"

* "That's a lovely pair of 8-pounders you have there."

* "My peg-leg's ribbed for your pleasure."

* "Why not climb my main mast and I'll visit your crow's nest."
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Old 05-14-2006, 10:13 AM   #2 (permalink)
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oh god those are great.
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Old 05-14-2006, 01:21 PM   #3 (permalink)
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"I must be huntin' treasure, 'cause I'm diggin' yer chest."

Awesome.
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Old 05-14-2006, 02:58 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Brewmaniac
* "See this hook? Variable speed with five alternate attachments, Baby."
* "My peg-leg's ribbed for your pleasure."
Arrrr.... avast, matey, another good one!
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Old 05-14-2006, 09:37 PM   #5 (permalink)
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these are brilliant.


i like the booty one a lot. heck, they're all gold.
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Old 05-14-2006, 10:11 PM   #6 (permalink)
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VERY CUTE.
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Old 05-14-2006, 11:05 PM   #7 (permalink)
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* "Avast, me pretty! Strike your panties and prepare to be boarded."
I'm diggin this one
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Old 05-15-2006, 12:07 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Oh wow man, INSTANT classic. This post wins.
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Old 05-15-2006, 01:08 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Awesome post...

All of them are good!
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Old 05-15-2006, 02:57 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Hahahahaha! Fantastic stuff!
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Old 05-15-2006, 04:47 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Hahaha, great, I'll have some lines to use on Talk Like A Pirate Day.
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Old 05-15-2006, 07:17 AM   #12 (permalink)
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aaaarrrrrggggghhhhhhhhhhh!!
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