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Old 05-15-2006, 01:53 PM   #1 (permalink)
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TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND

10. Cats' facial expressions.
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.
8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.
7. Fat clothes.
6 Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.
5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.
4. Cutting your hair to make it grow.
3. Eyelash curlers.
2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.

AND, the Number One thing only women understand :

1. OTHER WOMEN
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Old 05-15-2006, 02:10 PM   #2 (permalink)
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5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.

women, and graphic designers
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Old 05-18-2006, 07:12 AM   #3 (permalink)
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5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.

women, and graphic designers
And Patrick Bateman.
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Old 05-18-2006, 07:26 AM   #4 (permalink)
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AND, the Number One thing only women understand :

1. OTHER WOMEN
we do?

there's a bunch of nutcases out there that no one understands...
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Old 05-18-2006, 10:55 AM   #5 (permalink)
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And Patrick Bateman.
HAHAHAH!!!!!! That made me laugh pretty damn hard!
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Old 05-18-2006, 01:41 PM   #6 (permalink)
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This thread makes me feel oh so gay...either that or I understand women.
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Old 05-18-2006, 02:12 PM   #7 (permalink)
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we do?

there's a bunch of nutcases out there that no one understands...
Agreed... I don't get some women at all... hey, wait... does that make me a man?
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Old 05-19-2006, 07:54 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Agreed... I don't get some women at all... hey, wait... does that make me a man?



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1. OTHER WOMEN
thats an understatement.....if we did understand women y cant we get along?
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