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Old 05-17-2006, 02:48 AM   #1 (permalink)
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A Night Out

A couple was all dressed up and ready to go out for the evening. They turned on the nightlight and the answering machine, covered the parakeet, put the cat in the backyard, phoned the local cab company and ordered a taxi.
When the taxi arrived, they left through the front door, and their cat slipped back inside the house! They didn't want to leave the cat inside, so the wife got in the taxi while the husband went inside to put the cat out again.
Not wanting the driver to know that their home will be empty all evening, she told the driver, "my husband will be out soon; he just went upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."
When the husband entered the cab, he said, "Sorry I took so long. The stupid bitch was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"

At that point that the cab driver hit a parked car ...
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Old 05-17-2006, 03:40 AM   #2 (permalink)
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That's a good one.
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Old 05-17-2006, 10:17 PM   #3 (permalink)
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That's a classic old joke! Thanks for posting it.
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