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Old 05-17-2006, 06:46 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Don't Learn Japanese from a hooker.

An American businessman was in Japan. He hired a local hooker and was going at it all night with her. She kept screaming "Fujifoo, Fugifoo!!!", which the guy took to be pleasurable.. The next day, he was golfing with his Japanese counterparts and he got a hole-in-one. Wanting to impress the clients, he said "Fujifoo". The Japanese clients looked confused and said "No, you got the right hole."
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Old 05-17-2006, 09:55 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Hahahaha!

Excellent.
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Old 05-19-2006, 06:29 PM   #3 (permalink)
I want a Plaid crayon
 
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lol thats just wrong
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Old 05-19-2006, 08:01 PM   #4 (permalink)
who ever said streaking was a bad thing?
 
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Maybe he just liked playing the back 9?
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Old 05-19-2006, 09:11 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Ouch... /cringes

Been there, done that, but thankfully, there was no language barrier, so no all night session, thank goodness.
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