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05-22-2006, 05:54 PM
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Junkie
Location: In the middle of the desert.
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One Day in the Locker Room
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello?" WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes." WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much." WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked." MAN: "How much?" WOMAN: "$80,000." MAN: "OK, but if you're spending that much anyway I want it with all the options." WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing: The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $1.9 million." MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer 1.75." WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!" MAN: "Bye, I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
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05-22-2006, 06:11 PM
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is a tiger
Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
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Oh man, that is freaking hilarious.
Good one 
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05-23-2006, 04:31 AM
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Asshole
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Location: Chicago
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I'm playing golf at a friend's club this week, and I'm going to use this joke! I actually laughed out loud and had to forward it to my assistant.
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