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Old 05-22-2006, 05:54 PM   #1 (permalink)
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One Day in the Locker Room

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello?"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes."

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$80,000."

MAN: "OK, but if you're spending that much anyway I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing: The house we wanted last year is
back on the market. They're asking $1.9 million."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer 1.75."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"

MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in

Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
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Old 05-22-2006, 06:11 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Oh man, that is freaking hilarious.

Good one
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Old 05-23-2006, 04:31 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I'm playing golf at a friend's club this week, and I'm going to use this joke! I actually laughed out loud and had to forward it to my assistant.
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Old 05-23-2006, 12:36 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Hahahahha. Great one!
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Old 05-23-2006, 02:12 PM   #5 (permalink)
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funny stuff
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Old 05-24-2006, 08:11 PM   #6 (permalink)
pretty funny. . .

although I have to admit halfway through I saw it coming.
Definately one to remember and use someday though.
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