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Old 04-20-2003, 01:44 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The Three Girlfriends

A man has three girlfriends and can't decide which one to marry, so he gives each of them $500 to see how they'll spend it. The first girl has a complete makeover - new hairstyle, facial, manicure, new dress, the whole nine yards. "It's to please you," she explains, "because I love you so much."

The second girl buys the man a new set of golf clubs. "It's to please you," she explains, "because I love you so much."

The third girl invests the money in the stock market, doubles it, reinvests it again, doubles it and hands the man $2000 in fresh $50 bills. "It's to please you," she explains, "because I love you so much."

The man thinks hard about how each girlfriend has managed the cash - and then he marries the one with the biggest breasts.
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Old 04-20-2003, 01:46 PM   #2 (permalink)
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hahaha
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Old 04-20-2003, 03:03 PM   #3 (permalink)
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so true
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Old 04-20-2003, 03:10 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Probably what most people would do
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Old 04-20-2003, 03:19 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Sounds like something I'd do.
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Old 04-20-2003, 05:27 PM   #6 (permalink)
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sad but true!
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Old 04-20-2003, 06:16 PM   #7 (permalink)
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A decision that is always decided by the head.
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Old 04-20-2003, 06:21 PM   #8 (permalink)
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funny and totally true, unless you are an ass man of course
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Old 04-20-2003, 07:09 PM   #9 (permalink)
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good one -- punchline came out of nowhere
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Old 04-20-2003, 07:11 PM   #10 (permalink)
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awesome joke
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Old 04-20-2003, 07:19 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Pretty funny. It's one of my favorite "guy jokes".
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Old 04-20-2003, 08:08 PM   #12 (permalink)
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hahaha great joke. i didnt expect it with the setup
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Old 04-20-2003, 08:12 PM   #13 (permalink)
 
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hhehe... i'd get the chick with the money and buy her big boobs!
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Old 04-21-2003, 09:20 AM   #14 (permalink)
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that would be typical !!!!!!!!!
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Old 04-21-2003, 10:04 AM   #15 (permalink)
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*LOL* Yep... that'd be a guy for you... good joke...
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Old 04-21-2003, 11:50 AM   #16 (permalink)
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A classic.

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Old 04-21-2003, 11:50 AM   #17 (permalink)
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so true.
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Old 04-21-2003, 02:17 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Sounds good - sounds better with the nicest rear end. (or is that just me). thankx
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Old 04-21-2003, 05:33 PM   #19 (permalink)
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haha.. thanks for the joke mike... didn't expect that punch line.
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Old 04-21-2003, 05:34 PM   #20 (permalink)
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I wish I had 3 girlfriends.
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Old 04-22-2003, 09:56 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Out of left field...loved it.
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Old 04-22-2003, 10:36 AM   #22 (permalink)
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I would chose the last one.
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Old 04-22-2003, 11:24 AM   #23 (permalink)
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LOL! so true
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Old 04-22-2003, 12:49 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Ha ha... Punchline came out of nowhere, true... but i know i am not an ass man nor am i a big boobs man... I personaly would choose either the first one cause she knows how to make herself happy or the third one because she has her money shit down.
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Old 04-22-2003, 03:35 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Now all i need is $1500 and 3 girlfriends
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Old 04-22-2003, 03:41 PM   #26 (permalink)
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well, you would think he'd make this decision before he gave the girls 500 bucks
/being anal
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Old 04-22-2003, 06:19 PM   #27 (permalink)
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fu-nny! :-)
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Old 04-23-2003, 04:17 AM   #28 (permalink)
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or, become a polygamist (right word?) and take them all?!?
not being married, maybe 1 is more than enough
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Old 04-23-2003, 04:32 AM   #29 (permalink)
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stupid men
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Old 04-23-2003, 08:11 AM   #30 (permalink)
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Well, isn't that what we'd all do?
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Old 04-23-2003, 08:38 AM   #31 (permalink)
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Funny because it's true
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Old 04-23-2003, 08:58 AM   #32 (permalink)
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he has his priorities straight...
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Old 04-23-2003, 12:45 PM   #33 (permalink)
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now thats a dicision maker he should run for office
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Old 03-18-2004, 05:45 AM   #34 (permalink)
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Hahaha thats awesome. Good for him!
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Old 03-18-2004, 08:50 AM   #35 (permalink)
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Ah, men...

How did I know that'd be the answer....

Why couldn't he have run off with the pool-boy instead?

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Old 03-18-2004, 10:01 AM   #36 (permalink)
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that's a great joke, maybe cuz i'm hungover from St. Paddy's day..............
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Old 03-18-2004, 10:14 AM   #37 (permalink)
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Very good. This one goes on my list.
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Old 03-18-2004, 11:32 AM   #38 (permalink)
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Old 03-18-2004, 12:03 PM   #39 (permalink)
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The guy has three girlfriends and six hundred dollars and he goes and spoils it all by giving them the money and getting married. Sheesh! What a dick.

Seriously, though, very funny, thanks.
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