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Old 04-20-2003, 01:45 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The Old Folks

An old man and an old woman are relaxing one day on the porch in their rocking chairs. Out of the blue, the old woman reaches over and hits the old man in the head, knocking him right out of his chair. He asks her, "What the hell was that for?"

She replies, "That's for 45 years of bad sex!"

The old man climbs back into his rocking chair and ponders what just happened. After about 15 minutes, the old man reaches over and belts the old woman hard enough to knock her completely off the porch. "What the hell was that for?" she screams.

"That's for knowing the difference!"
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Old 04-20-2003, 03:36 PM   #2 (permalink)
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lol good one
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Old 04-20-2003, 06:35 PM   #3 (permalink)
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funny
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Old 04-20-2003, 07:05 PM   #4 (permalink)
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OMG, I pissed myself!!!! Then I read your joke.
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Old 08-13-2003, 05:07 AM   #5 (permalink)
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lol
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Old 08-13-2003, 07:42 AM   #6 (permalink)
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hahaha thats a funny one!
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Old 08-13-2003, 08:11 AM   #7 (permalink)
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haha!! I love that! Gotta tell the SO! Thanks
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Old 08-13-2003, 10:12 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Again, thanks to the TFP contibutors for making me laugh!!!!
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Old 08-13-2003, 10:27 AM   #9 (permalink)
so many men...so little time.
 
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hehehe!
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Old 08-13-2003, 12:33 PM   #10 (permalink)
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haha aww thats good
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Old 08-13-2003, 01:54 PM   #11 (permalink)
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that's funny. Thanks.
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Old 08-13-2003, 03:52 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Good one, never heard it before.
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Old 08-13-2003, 09:26 PM   #13 (permalink)
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nice one. new on me too....
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Old 08-14-2003, 02:57 AM   #14 (permalink)
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