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Old 04-20-2003, 01:45 PM   #1 (permalink)
Location: Beautiful Van Nuys, California
The Old Folks

An old man and an old woman are relaxing one day on the porch in their rocking chairs. Out of the blue, the old woman reaches over and hits the old man in the head, knocking him right out of his chair. He asks her, "What the hell was that for?"

She replies, "That's for 45 years of bad sex!"

The old man climbs back into his rocking chair and ponders what just happened. After about 15 minutes, the old man reaches over and belts the old woman hard enough to knock her completely off the porch. "What the hell was that for?" she screams.

"That's for knowing the difference!"
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Old 04-20-2003, 03:36 PM   #2 (permalink)
Location: Cairo, Egypt
lol good one
Assumptions make an ass out of you and mptions....
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Old 04-20-2003, 06:35 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 04-20-2003, 07:05 PM   #4 (permalink)
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OMG, I pissed myself!!!! Then I read your joke.
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Old 08-13-2003, 05:07 AM   #5 (permalink)
These pretzels are making me thirsty!!
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i miss K-Wise
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Old 08-13-2003, 07:42 AM   #6 (permalink)
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hahaha thats a funny one!
Its good to be back.
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Old 08-13-2003, 08:11 AM   #7 (permalink)
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haha!! I love that! Gotta tell the SO! Thanks
Smile It makes people wonder what you're up too!
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Old 08-13-2003, 10:12 AM   #8 (permalink)
Location: The Desert Southwest
Again, thanks to the TFP contibutors for making me laugh!!!!
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Old 08-13-2003, 10:27 AM   #9 (permalink)
so many men...so little time.
Location: Bellingham
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Old 08-13-2003, 12:33 PM   #10 (permalink)
Know Where!
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haha aww thats good
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Old 08-13-2003, 01:54 PM   #11 (permalink)
Location: Dayton, Ohio
that's funny. Thanks.
"Courage of the heart is very rare"

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Old 08-13-2003, 03:52 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Good one, never heard it before.
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Old 08-13-2003, 09:26 PM   #13 (permalink)
back from sabbatical
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Location: Mosptopia
nice one. new on me too....
You're not fat,
You're just a giant ball
of love, covered in anger.
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Old 08-14-2003, 02:57 AM   #14 (permalink)
Location: chocolate city
If I smacked my wife I'd never sleep again
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