Cervantes

Don't know if this has been posted before, tried to search for it but couldn't find it.
A friend sent me this just a couple of minutes ago, thought I'd share..

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pron surfed, weak and weary,
over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'.
While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning,
and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, "
'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!".....
quoth the server, 404.

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Coppertop

Most excellent.

Eowyn_Vala

ha ha ha, ha ha ha... I like this! Had to share with my hubby too!

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Darklight Adept

exxcelent..I'll have to send that 'round

Zeraph

awsome

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Zyr

Always makes me laugh (originally on bash.org)

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Omnia mutantu, nos et mutamur in illis.
All things change, and we change with them.
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macmanmike6100

hilarious (yeah it was on the bash.org <a href="http://bash.org/?top">'funniest posts' list</a>)

ChistledStone

By the way, bash is the ultimate site for nerd jokes anywhere.

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