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Brewmaniac · 06-22-2006, 05:01 AM

I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year old blond. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed, and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50-year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot
25-year old blond, and she would make sure that I would once again be living
in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, and sleeping on a sofa bed.

nmm · 06-22-2006, 05:09 AM

lol... An other nice one!

Silvy · 06-22-2006, 02:05 PM

haha, good answer!

06-22-2006, 05:01 AM	#1 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Married 25 years... I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year old blond. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed, and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50-year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things." My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year old blond, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, and sleeping on a sofa bed. __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

06-22-2006, 05:09 AM	#2 (permalink)
nmm Tilted	lol... An other nice one! __________________ Nihilistic Mad Man... Gallic Hedonist... Freak of Nature...

06-22-2006, 02:05 PM	#3 (permalink)
Silvy paranoid Location: The Netherlands	haha, good answer! __________________ "Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace. " - Murphy MacManus (Boondock Saints)