Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community  

Go Back   Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community > Interests > Tilted Humor


 
 
LinkBack Thread Tools
Old 07-16-2006, 09:32 PM   #1 (permalink)
Insane
 
The Best George W. Bush Joke

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, a doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to former Texas Governor George W. Bush and his elevation to the White House.

The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, President Bush is a 'post turtle'."

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.

The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle."

The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain.

"You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just want to help the dumb shit get down."
Mobo123 is offline  
Old 07-17-2006, 04:05 AM   #2 (permalink)
Mistress of Mayhem
 
Lady Sage's Avatar
 
Location: Canton, Ohio
ROFL!!!!!! Priceless!!!!!
Lady Sage is offline  
Old 07-17-2006, 04:41 AM   #3 (permalink)
Asshole
 
The_Jazz's Avatar
 
Administrator
Location: Chicago
Ok, I actually did laugh out loud there and had to forward it along to my assistants when they asked what was so funny.

Fantastic!
__________________
"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin
"There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush
"We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo
The_Jazz is offline  
Old 07-17-2006, 03:52 PM   #4 (permalink)
Junkie
 
SirLance's Avatar
 
Location: In the middle of the desert.
OK, that's a good one!
__________________
DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.
SirLance is offline  
Old 07-17-2006, 06:38 PM   #5 (permalink)
Metal and Rock 4 Life
 
Destrox's Avatar
 
Location: Phoenix
I lol'd. very good, and it will be repeated!
__________________
You bore me.... next.
Destrox is offline  
Old 07-18-2006, 03:31 AM   #6 (permalink)
Searching for the perfect brew!
 
Brewmaniac's Avatar
 
Don't you just love it! Good joke, all true to boot.
__________________
"That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"
Brewmaniac is offline  
Old 07-18-2006, 07:58 PM   #7 (permalink)
Crazy
 
Location: Houston, Tx
normally I don't care for bush is dumb type jokes....But damn if'n I didn't like this one
Darklight Adept is offline  
Old 07-21-2006, 02:49 PM   #8 (permalink)
Banned
 
Zeraph's Avatar
 
Location: The Cosmos
Very good
Zeraph is offline  
Old 07-22-2006, 10:50 AM   #9 (permalink)
Junkie
 
biznatch's Avatar
 
Location: France
Awesome Joke, still chuckling a bit.
biznatch is offline  
 

Tags
bush, george, joke

Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On



All times are GMT -8. The time now is 02:47 PM.

Tilted Forum Project

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.6.0 PL2
© 2002-2012 Tilted Forum Project

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 120 121 122 123 124 125 126 127 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 138 139 140 141 142 143 144 145 146 147 148 149 150 151 152 153 154 155 156 157 158 159 160 161 162 163 164 165 166 167 168 169 170 171 172 173 174 175 176 177 178 179 180 181 182 183 184 185 186 187 188 189 190 191 192 193 194 195 196 197 198 199 200 201 202 203 204 205 206 207 208 209 210 211 212 213 214 215 216 217 218 219 220 221 222 223 224 225 226 227 228 229 230 231 232 233 234 235 236 237 238 239 240 241 242 243 244 245 246 247 248 249 250 251 252 253 254 255 256 257 258 259 260 261 262 263 264 265 266 267 268 269 270 271 272 273 274 275 276 277 278 279 280 281 282 283 284 285 286 287 288 289 290 291 292 293 294 295 296 297 298 299 300 301 302 303 304 305 306 307 308 309 310 311 312 313 314 315 316 317 318 319 320 321 322 323 324 325 326 327 328 329 330 331 332 333 334 335 336 337 338 339 340 341 342 343 344 345 346 347 348 349 350 351 352 353 354 355 356 357 358 359 360