Joke of the Day - June 8 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

JadziaDax · 06-08-2003, 05:09 AM

A clever elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted, so she told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, an emerald bracelet, and a gold Rolex."

"But you're not wearing any of those things!" the artist pointed out.

"I know," she said. "It's in case I die before my husband. If he remarries right away, I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry."

bravo49 · 06-08-2003, 09:01 AM

i like it

TaiModan · 06-08-2003, 01:18 PM

heh, nice.

Guest007 · 06-08-2003, 02:35 PM

Ooh! JadziaDax, who is that on your avatar?

06-08-2003, 05:09 AM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Joke of the Day - June 8 A clever elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted, so she told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, an emerald bracelet, and a gold Rolex." "But you're not wearing any of those things!" the artist pointed out. "I know," she said. "It's in case I die before my husband. If he remarries right away, I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry."

06-08-2003, 09:01 AM	#2 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	i like it

06-08-2003, 01:18 PM	#3 (permalink)
TaiModan Banned Location: Nanaimo BC Canada	heh, nice.

06-08-2003, 02:35 PM	#4 (permalink)
Guest007 Upright	Ooh! JadziaDax, who is that on your avatar?