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Brewmaniac 08-08-2006 05:39 PM

New High Tech Grocery Store
 
The new Supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent of fresh hay.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more.

Willravel 08-08-2006 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Brewmaniac
The new Supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

A few of mine do that too. Very, very cool stuff. I wish I had the same thing for my produce at home.
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Originally Posted by Brewmaniac
When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent of fresh hay.

Strange, but worth a laugh. At least it doesn't smell like cows.
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Originally Posted by Brewmaniac
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

Is it like an aerosol spray or something? Maybe like an air freshener for a car?
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Originally Posted by Brewmaniac
I don't buy toilet paper there any more.

HAHAHA!!! Well played. :lol:

Redlemon 08-09-2006 04:59 AM

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Originally Posted by willravel
HAHAHA!!! Well played. :lol:

Truly. It went from "cool", to "interesting", to "hmm, that's a bit weird", to "Oh! That's funny!"

MageB420666 08-09-2006 07:01 PM

Yeah, Kroger's has started going a bit overboard....

Daniel_ 08-10-2006 12:33 PM

Love it.

Well done.

SirLance 08-10-2006 03:08 PM

I wonder what happens near the "feminine hygene products..."

Brewmaniac 08-10-2006 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by SirLance
I wonder what happens near the "feminine hygene products..."

Oh, don't go there Sir, please!

roadkill 08-11-2006 12:51 AM

I bet the drink section would be a riot.


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