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Old 09-22-2006, 10:13 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Just saw this today--it's not a joke, but it sure made me laugh. Can't swear that it's true, but it's weird enough to be.

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Ok, so some of you may remember that the other day I posted about my car being broken into. The theives broke out a small back window but there was still a bunch of shattered glass around the hole they punched through. I had these dirty boxers in my car and used them to cover my hand so i could knock out the rest of the glass and clean up the big pieces on the floor of the car.

Fast-forward to last night... i had a slight buzz going on and adjourned to the bedroom for a pre-sleep jackoff session. Obviously not thinking, I grabbed the pair of boxers off the top of my hamper as I usually do, not noticing that these were the boxers I used to clean up the glass. I then had a mediocre orgasm and used the glass-boxers as a cum rag

I didn't notice any pain last night, but today my dick kept itching and whenever it would brush against my boxers, i would get a sharp-ass pain. I didn't realize what had happened until I looked closely and saw a few slivers sticking out I was able to pull a few out but I can tell there are still a couple in the shaft, one in my nutsack, and one in the taint. This is a fucking nightmare, I am so uncomfortable and I can't see any of the slivers so I can't get them out. This is probably one of the worst things I've ever done.

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Old 09-22-2006, 10:32 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Dude...

Ugh...

*shudder*
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Old 09-22-2006, 10:47 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Shenanigans ...

Automobile glass does not break up into slivers. It "pebbles" to avoid problems similar to this. I suppose it might have been a very old car.

Since this is a joke I suppose some suspension of disbelief is required; but I can't really do that within the context of this joke for some reason.
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Old 09-22-2006, 11:07 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Tee hee..... being a woman I find this giggle worthy but I also understand the pain part. Always be non buzzed when giving self pleasure. *Giggle*
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Old 09-22-2006, 02:03 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by vanblah
Shenanigans ...

Automobile glass does not break up into slivers. It "pebbles" to avoid problems similar to this. I suppose it might have been a very old car.

Since this is a joke I suppose some suspension of disbelief is required; but I can't really do that within the context of this joke for some reason.
I had the same thought, but I suspended disbelief and gave him points for creative writing. I'll bet some of the suggested "remedies" from other people were, shall I say, "dubious."
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Old 09-22-2006, 02:07 PM   #6 (permalink)
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LOL!

I love it
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