Drink driving - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

cchris · 06-09-2003, 05:13 PM

One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the driving-under-the-influence laws. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and then tries his keys on five different cars before he found his. The fellow then sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes.
Meanwhile, everyone left the bar and drove off.
Finally, he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyser test. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be.
The driver replied, "Tonight, I'm the designated decoy."

TerresqueÜ · 06-09-2003, 06:51 PM

HAhaha, I'll give that a try!

Cumhachd · 06-09-2003, 06:52 PM

Nice! I didn't see that coming.

GoldenOuroboros · 06-09-2003, 07:08 PM

rofl.. good one

microdot · 06-09-2003, 11:13 PM

good idea

hotzot · 06-09-2003, 11:16 PM

good joke!

bravo49 · 06-10-2003, 02:03 AM

An old one, but still funny

pta200 · 06-10-2003, 08:09 AM

HAHAHAHAHHAHA!

Opiate · 06-10-2003, 08:50 AM

hahahah havent heard that one before. have to remember that one

txgirl · 06-10-2003, 09:16 AM

Perfect!

CSflim · 06-10-2003, 10:33 AM

Yeah, heard that one before, a classic!

ratbastid · 06-10-2003, 12:44 PM

Smart!

bbbbbb555 · 06-10-2003, 10:52 PM

hahaha, good idea

Brewmaniac · 06-11-2003, 06:25 AM

Seen it before and still love it!

uffjohn · 06-11-2003, 10:48 AM

haha love it

Sparhawk · 06-11-2003, 11:23 AM

Too many people saying 'good idea'

But very funny joke!

wakelagger · 06-11-2003, 11:38 AM

Flesh · 06-11-2003, 03:36 PM

Thraeryn · 06-11-2003, 04:34 PM

Good stuff.

kinsaj · 07-01-2003, 09:29 PM

Hahahaha!

gov135 · 07-02-2003, 04:15 PM

Funnier then most on the board. Five stars. Thanks.

oblar · 07-02-2003, 10:21 PM

hehe very nice.. and sad to say, but good idea

acostello · 07-03-2003, 12:49 AM

Even a non driver like moi had a chuckle

Slims · 07-03-2003, 12:56 AM

That's hilarious. I probably shouldn't be thinking 'good idea', but...

SocialAbortion · 07-05-2003, 12:16 AM

haha, that's brilliant.

thefatbaby · 07-05-2003, 09:14 PM

thats creamy goodness right there.

macmanmike6100 · 07-05-2003, 11:49 PM

lol excellent thanks

bravo49 · 07-06-2003, 10:04 AM

Now that one is old

06-09-2003, 05:13 PM	#1 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	Drink driving One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the driving-under-the-influence laws. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and then tries his keys on five different cars before he found his. The fellow then sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Meanwhile, everyone left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyser test. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, "Tonight, I'm the designated decoy." __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

06-09-2003, 06:51 PM	#2 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	HAhaha, I'll give that a try! __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

06-09-2003, 06:52 PM	#3 (permalink)
Cumhachd Upright	Nice! I didn't see that coming. __________________ Sorry, I can only exorcise clam spirits. EbichuMAAN! From the dark end of the dark has been chosen for disipline, from the moon to the stars, no one knows what a justice and earnest shopkeeper then today, the justice maker in tonight by the way, they call it: Ebichuman.

06-09-2003, 07:08 PM	#4 (permalink)
GoldenOuroboros The Cheshire Grin... Location: An Aussie Outback	rofl.. good one __________________ Can you see me grin grin grrriiiiinnnning?!

06-09-2003, 11:16 PM	#6 (permalink)
hotzot We're having potato pancakes! Location: stalag 13	good joke! __________________ The Bully Boys are here!

06-09-2003, 11:13 PM	#5 (permalink)
microdot Crazy	good idea

06-10-2003, 02:03 AM	#7 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	An old one, but still funny

06-10-2003, 08:09 AM	#8 (permalink)
pta200 Insane	HAHAHAHAHHAHA!

06-10-2003, 08:50 AM	#9 (permalink)
Opiate Tilted Location: Melbourne	hahahah havent heard that one before. have to remember that one __________________ when i am king, you will be first against the wall...

06-10-2003, 09:16 AM	#10 (permalink)
txgirl so many men...so little time. Location: Bellingham	Perfect!

06-10-2003, 10:33 AM	#11 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	Yeah, heard that one before, a classic! __________________

06-10-2003, 12:44 PM	#12 (permalink)
ratbastid Darth Papa Location: Yonder	Smart!

06-10-2003, 10:52 PM	#13 (permalink)
bbbbbb555 Crazy Location: New Orleans	hahaha, good idea

06-11-2003, 06:25 AM	#14 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Seen it before and still love it! __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

06-11-2003, 10:48 AM	#15 (permalink)
uffjohn Crazy	haha love it

06-11-2003, 11:23 AM	#16 (permalink)
Sparhawk Dubya Location: VA	Too many people saying 'good idea' But very funny joke! __________________ "In Iraq, no doubt about it, it's tough. It's hard work. It's incredibly hard. It's - and it's hard work. I understand how hard it is. I get the casualty reports every day. I see on the TV screens how hard it is. But it's necessary work. We're making progress. It is hard work."

06-11-2003, 11:38 AM	#17 (permalink)
wakelagger Insane Location: Toronto

06-11-2003, 03:36 PM	#18 (permalink)
Flesh Psycho	rofl

06-11-2003, 04:34 PM	#19 (permalink)
Thraeryn Loser	Good stuff.

07-01-2003, 09:29 PM	#20 (permalink)
kinsaj Psycho Location: somewhere out there	Hahahaha! __________________ boom

07-02-2003, 04:15 PM	#21 (permalink)
gov135 Junkie Location: Midwest	Funnier then most on the board. Five stars. Thanks.

07-02-2003, 10:21 PM	#22 (permalink)
oblar Über-Rookie Location: No longer, D.C	hehe very nice.. and sad to say, but good idea __________________ "All that we can do is just survive. .All that we can do to help ourselves is stay alive." - Rush

07-03-2003, 12:49 AM	#23 (permalink)
acostello Crazy	Even a non driver like moi had a chuckle

07-03-2003, 12:56 AM	#24 (permalink)
Slims Eccentric insomniac Location: North Carolina	That's hilarious. I probably shouldn't be thinking 'good idea', but... __________________ "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill "All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence

07-05-2003, 12:16 AM	#25 (permalink)
SocialAbortion Tilted Location: Somewhere between heaven and hell.	haha, that's brilliant. __________________ I like your mom, and it's no fad, I want to marry her and be your dad. I am un chien andalusia.

07-05-2003, 09:14 PM	#26 (permalink)
thefatbaby Upright	thats creamy goodness right there.

07-05-2003, 11:49 PM	#27 (permalink)
macmanmike6100 High Honorary Junkie Location: Tri-state.	lol excellent thanks

07-06-2003, 10:04 AM	#28 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	Now that one is old