| slant eyes |
06-10-2003 10:30 AM |
blonde cop
a blonde lady was speeding down the highway when a blonde female cop pulls her over.
blonde lady cop comes to the window gradually and says, "license and registration please"
the blonde driver gives the blonde lady cop a blank stare and says, "license? what's a license."
appalled, the blonde lady cop says, "you don't know what a license is? oh my god lady, it's that little card with your picture on it that."
enlightened, the blonde driver starts rummaging in her purse in search of a card with her picture on it. after a few moments of digging, she comes across her make-up mirror, takes one glance at it and sees her own reflection. excited, she hands the blonde lady cop her mirror and says, "here, the little card with my picture on it, my license".
the blonde lady cop takes one glance at it and says, "geez, if i had known you were a cop too, i wouldn't have put you through all this trouble."
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