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JadziaDax · 06-10-2003, 04:58 PM

A woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic.

"What for?" he asks.

She says, "I want to kill my husband."

He says, "Sorry, I can't do that."

She then reaches into her handbag, pulls out a photo of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife, and hands it to him.

He says, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription ..."

Brewmaniac · 06-10-2003, 05:17 PM

Have seen it before but it's still funny! Thanks

SirLance · 06-10-2003, 05:19 PM

Good one! Hope I never have to get that prescription filled!

Baddflash · 06-11-2003, 06:55 PM

ha ha! Good one.

Midlandmadman · 06-12-2003, 04:48 AM

hahahaha thats a good one

bravo49 · 06-12-2003, 10:14 AM

GOOD, never heard that one b4

opentocomments · 06-12-2003, 12:36 PM

that was a funny one

mackyroo · 06-12-2003, 12:41 PM

That's one of three times I've laughed out loud over something read over the internet, Thanks

06-10-2003, 04:58 PM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	The pharmacist A woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. "What for?" he asks. She says, "I want to kill my husband." He says, "Sorry, I can't do that." She then reaches into her handbag, pulls out a photo of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife, and hands it to him. He says, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription ..."

06-10-2003, 05:17 PM	#2 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Have seen it before but it's still funny! Thanks __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

06-10-2003, 05:19 PM	#3 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Good one! Hope I never have to get that prescription filled! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

06-12-2003, 04:48 AM	#5 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	hahahaha thats a good one __________________ Its good to be back.

06-12-2003, 12:36 PM	#7 (permalink)
opentocomments Psycho Location: St. Louis	that was a funny one __________________ How do we know that the sky is not green and we are all color-blind?

06-11-2003, 06:55 PM	#4 (permalink)
Baddflash Tilted Location: Great White North	ha ha! Good one.

06-12-2003, 10:14 AM	#6 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	GOOD, never heard that one b4

06-12-2003, 12:41 PM	#8 (permalink)
mackyroo Tilted Location: in a padded room.	That's one of three times I've laughed out loud over something read over the internet, Thanks __________________ Official Bullshit.