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Double D · 06-10-2003, 09:12 PM

-- Toward the end of the golf course, Dave
somehow managed to hit his ball into the woods finding
it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups.
Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up
thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch.

All of a sudden . . .POOF! In a flash and puff of
smoke, a little old woman appeared. She said, "I'm
Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make
those buttercups? Just for that, you won't have any
butter for your popcorn the rest of your life; better
still; you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest
of your life..... as a matter of fact, you won't have
any butter for anything the rest of your life!"

THEN POOF!....she was gone.

After Dave got hold of himself, he hollered for his
friend, Fred.

"Fred, where are you?"

Fred yells back, "I'm over here, in the pussy
willows."

Dave yells back......

"DON'T SWING, FRED !!! For the love of God, DON'T
SWING

Opiate · 06-10-2003, 11:39 PM

lol havent heard that one before. though got to admit i saw it comming.

riptide4070 · 06-10-2003, 11:41 PM

heard it befo

hotzot · 06-11-2003, 12:33 AM

I must have been Fred in another life.

grumpyolddude · 06-12-2003, 04:23 PM

Made grumpy chuckle. Good joke!

06-10-2003, 09:12 PM	#1 (permalink)
Double D Junkie Location: Chicagoland	Don't Mess with Mother Nature -- Toward the end of the golf course, Dave somehow managed to hit his ball into the woods finding it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch. All of a sudden . . .POOF! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared. She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for that, you won't have any butter for your popcorn the rest of your life; better still; you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life..... as a matter of fact, you won't have any butter for anything the rest of your life!" THEN POOF!....she was gone. After Dave got hold of himself, he hollered for his friend, Fred. "Fred, where are you?" Fred yells back, "I'm over here, in the pussy willows." Dave yells back...... "DON'T SWING, FRED !!! For the love of God, DON'T SWING

06-10-2003, 11:39 PM	#2 (permalink)
Opiate Tilted Location: Melbourne	lol havent heard that one before. though got to admit i saw it comming. __________________ when i am king, you will be first against the wall...

06-10-2003, 11:41 PM	#3 (permalink)
riptide4070 Addict Location: Boone, NC	heard it befo __________________ "the greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was making the world believe he didn't exist" -Kevin Spacey 'The Usual Suspects'

06-11-2003, 12:33 AM	#4 (permalink)
hotzot We're having potato pancakes! Location: stalag 13	I must have been Fred in another life. __________________ The Bully Boys are here!

06-12-2003, 04:23 PM	#5 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	Made grumpy chuckle. Good joke! __________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard