how do you catch a polar bear?
 

how do you catch a polar bear?

first you go somewhere where there are polar bears such as the artic.

find youself a nice open area and dig a hole about 3 feet wide in the ice.

make sure you bring a can of peas along with you.

take one pea at a time and place them around the hole about 2 inches apart from each other.

find something the hide bhind and wait for a polar bear.

once the polar bear comes he will aproach the hole.

and then when he bends down to take a pea kick him the in the ice hole

Arggh! Ya got me! Well, I laughed anyway!

I don't get it...:confused:

...kick him in the asshole.

I got the pun... I'm wondering what's specific about the polar bear. And is there a significance to waiting for the bear to bend down to take a pea.

Maybe I am overthinking this horribly...

Yup..

Very punny! Thanks