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Brewmaniac 02-15-2007 11:54 AM

Confession
 
This is really bad so if offends anyone please let me know and I will remove it.

Maybe it's my mood but I laughed my ass off!



In a small cathedral, a janitor was cleaning the pews between services when he was approached by the priest.

The priest asked the janitor, "Could you go into the confessional and listen to confessions for me? I really have to go to the bathroom and Widow McGee is coming. She tends to go on and on but never really does anything worthy of serious repentance, so when she's done, just give her 10 Hail Marys. I'll be right back."

Being the helpful sort, the janitor agreed. Just as expected, Widow McGee came into the booth and started her confession.

"Oh Father, I fear I have done the unforgivable," she said. "I have given into carnal thoughts and have had oral sex."

Stunned, the janitor had no idea how to handle this situation—surely 10 Hail Marys would not do. So in a moment of desperation, the janitor peeked his head out of the confessional and asked an altar boy, "Son, what does the priest give for oral sex?"

The altar boy replied, "Two Snickers bars and a Coke."

Lady Sage 02-15-2007 12:24 PM

ROFL! Good one!!!!

MexicanOnABike 02-15-2007 01:11 PM

ahaha! that IS funny! fucked up but funny!

ScottKuma 02-15-2007 06:13 PM

Still laughing....

SO wrong....but SO SO funny!

Destrox 02-17-2007 05:47 AM

Got my gf and I to laugh, bravo :)

oneofmanymen 02-17-2007 08:56 AM

Awesome. and Probably true!

Daniel_ 02-17-2007 09:48 AM

Love it.

I think I'll tell my Catholic boss.

SirLance 02-18-2007 10:09 PM

I've got beer spewing out my nose! Good one!


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