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Old 03-30-2007, 03:36 AM   #1 (permalink)
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1. I always wanted to have someone, someone to love. And now that you've come into my life...
(Inside card) - I've changed my mind.

2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life...
(Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.

3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am....
(Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me ..

4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go....
(Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again.

5. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age....
(Inside card) - Almost lifelike!

6. When we were together, you said you'd die for me...
(Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.

7. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy....
(Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?

8. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket...
(Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often .

9. Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday...
(Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.

10. Looking back over the years that we have been together, I can't help but wonder.....
(Inside card) - What the hell was I thinking

11. I'm so miserable without you...
(Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here.

12. Thank you for being part of my life.....
(Inside card) - I never knew what evil was until I met you!

13. Congratulations on your wedding day!
(Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband.

14. How can I say this....
(Inside card) - Your cooking kills me

15. Hooray.....
(Inside card) - You're divorced.

16. I just want you to know that I'm sorry for what happened...
(Inside card) - Especially since you survived.

17. Congrats on getting married...
(Inside card) - It's not everyday you decide to ruin your life.

18. Someday I hope to marry...
(inside card) - Someone other than you.

19. We have been friends for a very long time...
(inside card) - What do you say we stop?
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Old 03-30-2007, 05:12 AM   #2 (permalink)
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11. I'm so miserable without you...
(Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here.
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I have recently been pondering the egregious actions of the greeting card monopoly and their outrageous price for a folded piece of paper with ten words, a picture, and a vast amount of white space inside. It makes me to know that unless you buy such a card, others have the inclination to feel as though you do not care about them. So I resolve to make the most of such a well-to-do post, and act upon my fervor to escape the clutches of such an evil and greedy industry. So I will take my time to create my own personal greeting cards, and my first step in doing so is by leeching these gems so they do not go to waste. Hope you don't mind.
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Old 03-30-2007, 05:24 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I don't mind....
I too prefer to make my own personal greeting cards. It just show how much more you care I think.
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