Top Ten Signs Your Amish Teen Is In Trouble
 

10. Sometimes stays in bed till after 6am.

9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets.

8. Shows up at barn raisings in full "Kiss" makeup.

7. When you criticize him, he yells, "Thou sucketh!"

6. His name is Jebediah, but he goes by "Jeb Daddy."

5. Defiantly says, "If I had a radio, I'd listen to rap."

4. You come upon his secret stash of colorful socks.

3. Uses slang expression: "Talk to the hand, cause the beard ain't listening."

2. Was recently pulled over for "driving under the influence of cottage cheese."

1. He's wearing his big black hat backwards.

Sometimes... you frighten me. :D

That's some funny stuff.

heh. teh awesome.

I have to ask why, sweet Lady Sage?

I love number 3 hehehehehe

Thats funny, son. I say thats funny............ Foghorn Leghorn is the man. Got to love the foghornster.

That is especially funny for me... my family and I have a seasonal campsite in Lancaster, PA (the heart of the PA amish country). Hilarious stuff.... gracias for the morning laugh.

This one absolutely kills me. I swear, Brew, tears are streaming down my face.