Brewmaniac

A group of Canadians was traveling by tour bus through Holland.

As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through a process of cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was used.

She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing. These, she explained, were the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produced.

She then asked, "What do you do in Canada with your old goats that aren't producing?"

A spry old gentleman answered, "They send us on bus tours."

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nrclark

... thats all I have to look forward too ? BUS TOURS !?!?!?

Jetée

Heard it before, but still very funny indeed.

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SirLance

I haven't heard it and I laughed like hell!

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