lankrypt0

A boy and his mother were walking through a park on a beautiful spring day talking about school and his friends. Suddenly they come across two rabbits frolicking on the lawn who then start to have sex. The little boy turns to his mother and says, "Mommy, what are those bunnies doing?" The mother, flustered, quickly responds, "Umm, they're making tuna fish!", and she leads him further down the path.

As their conversation continues they come across two teenagers doing what teenagers do when alone in the woods. The little boy turns to his mother and says "Mommy, what are THEY doing"? The mother, again flustered, takes the boy by the hand and says, "Umm, they are making tuna fish too, now come on its time to go home!"

The next morning, the little boy wakes, and begins playing with his toys. His mother opens the door in her robe and says, "Good morning sweetie, how was your sleep?" The little boy looked at his mommy inquisitively and said "Good... Hey mommy, were you and daddy making tuna fish before?" The mother replies, "Why, did you hear something?" The little boy then said, "No, but you have some mayonnaise dripping down your leg."

Jim Kata

HAHAHA nice one.

Brewmaniac

Clever joke, thanks!

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Jetée

oh.... my.......

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