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06-25-2007, 05:25 AM
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Searching for the perfect brew!
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Indians Had It Figured Out!
An old Indian Chief sat in his hut on the reservation,
Smoking a Ceremonial Pipe and eying two U.S. Government officials sent to interview him. 'Chief Two Eagles,' asked one official, 'You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done. The Chief nodded in agreement.The Official continued, 'Considering all these events, in your opinion,where did the white man go wrong? The Chief stared at the Government Officials for over a minute and then calmly replied, 'When white man found this land, Indians were running it. ''No taxes.''No debt. ''Plenty buffalo. ''Plenty beaver. ''Women did all the work. ''Medicine man free. ''Indian man spent all day hunting and fishing. ''All night having sex. 'Then Chief leaned back and smiled, 'Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that.' _
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"That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son" |
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06-26-2007, 03:14 AM
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The Reforms
Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition
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 That is the greatest punchline I have heard in a good long while... Thanks, Brew 
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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi |
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