mjby2

Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor.

With some hesitation, they explained that although their little
angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather
small penis.

After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, "Just
Feed him pancakes. That should solve the problem."

The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a
Large stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table.

"Gee, Mom," he exclaimed. " For me?"

"Just take two," Brenda replied. "The rest are for your father."

Ilow

ha, that's good stuff

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gar1976

Har! Haven't seen that one before.

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Blistex, in regards to crappy games -

They made pong look like a story driven RPG with a dynamic campaign.

Brewmaniac

Great clever joke!! Thanks

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mazak

lol great thanks !!

SirLance

Where's that damn bisquick....

Good joke!

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troit

bisquick!!! pronto... .:

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