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Brewmaniac · 07-23-2007, 05:45 AM

A guy enters confessional and says to the priest with guilt, "I had an affair...almost."

The priest says, "What do you mean ’almost?’"

The guy says, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed against each other, but then I stopped."

"In the eyes of the Lord, rubbing against each other is the same as putting it in," says the priest. "For your penance, say five Hail Mary’s and put $20 in the poor box."

The guy leaves the confessional, says his prayers, then walks over to the poor box. He pauses for a moment then starts to leave.

The priest, seeing this, quickly runs over to him and says, "You didn’t put any money in the poor box!"

The guy stops and says, "Yeah, but I rubbed the $20 on the box, and in the eyes of the Lord, that’s the same as putting it in."

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healer · 07-23-2007, 06:29 AM

Ha! Take that.

Nice one, Brew!

Lady Sage · 07-23-2007, 03:57 PM

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Omg that was fabulous!

DaveOrion · 07-23-2007, 05:52 PM

Ok, I didnt roll on the floor, but I did laugh out loud!

07-23-2007, 05:45 AM	#1 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Putting it in! A guy enters confessional and says to the priest with guilt, "I had an affair...almost." The priest says, "What do you mean ’almost?’" The guy says, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed against each other, but then I stopped." "In the eyes of the Lord, rubbing against each other is the same as putting it in," says the priest. "For your penance, say five Hail Mary’s and put $20 in the poor box." The guy leaves the confessional, says his prayers, then walks over to the poor box. He pauses for a moment then starts to leave. The priest, seeing this, quickly runs over to him and says, "You didn’t put any money in the poor box!" The guy stops and says, "Yeah, but I rubbed the $20 on the box, and in the eyes of the Lord, that’s the same as putting it in." _ __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

07-23-2007, 03:57 PM	#3 (permalink)
Lady Sage Mistress of Mayhem Location: Canton, Ohio	ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Omg that was fabulous! __________________ If only closed minds came with closed mouths. Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open. It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.

07-23-2007, 05:52 PM	#4 (permalink)
DaveOrion Playing With Fire Location: Disaster Area	Ok, I didnt roll on the floor, but I did laugh out loud! __________________ *Syriana*...have you ever tried liquid MDMA?....Liquid MDMA? No....Arash, when you wanna do this?.....After prayer...