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Old 04-20-2003, 10:24 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Dick Tattoo

A biker had been injured in an accident and was hospitalized.
Several nurses each had the opportunity to give him a sponge
bath and were commenting on his genitals. They all had noticed
a tattoo of the word ''Little." So they drew straws to see who
would find out what the whole tattoo said. The nurse with the
shortest straw went into the guy's room while the others
waited in the hall. Suddenly, they heard a commotion, then moans
of passion and a piercing scream. Finally, she came out of the room
with her skirt up around her waist, her panties around one ankle and
a contented smile on her face. The others ask her what she found out.




"It says 'Little Rock Arkansas, Big Dick Champion, 1993, 1994, 1995, 1996, 1997 and 1998!'''
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Old 04-21-2003, 04:25 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Heh, ok.
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Old 04-21-2003, 08:50 AM   #3 (permalink)
 
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that would be great|!
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Old 04-22-2003, 01:00 PM   #4 (permalink)
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.....lol? ok? He must take quite a bit of pride in his big dick to get tattooed each time he won that thing....
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Old 04-22-2003, 03:43 PM   #5 (permalink)
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i would never let any thing sharp withing 3 feet of my exposed penis
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Old 05-07-2003, 02:02 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Me either OUCH!! but that was kinda funny
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Old 05-07-2003, 07:08 PM   #7 (permalink)
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That was awesome, Ive got another, but ill post it on a new post.
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Old 05-07-2003, 08:23 PM   #8 (permalink)
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good one, a variation on the classic "eat at Joe's" joke
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Old 05-07-2003, 09:13 PM   #9 (permalink)
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thats a lot of ink
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Old 05-08-2003, 12:21 AM   #10 (permalink)
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well, he's apparently three feet long... LOL!
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Old 05-08-2003, 05:29 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Another variation:-

"Wendy" Welcome to Barbados, have a nice day
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Old 05-08-2003, 11:03 AM   #12 (permalink)
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hehehe good stuff...
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Old 05-08-2003, 11:05 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Indeed, good one.
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Old 05-09-2003, 02:31 PM   #14 (permalink)
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LOL!!
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