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SirLance · 06-16-2003, 07:45 PM

At a Bar-Mitzvah, the rabbi stacked a bunch of apples on one end of a table with a sign saying, "Take only one apple please - God is watching."

On the other end of the table was a pile of cookies which a friend of the bar-mitzvah boy had placed a sign on saying, "Take all the cookies you want - God is watching the apples."

txgirl · 06-17-2003, 07:14 AM

Funny!

wakelagger · 06-17-2003, 09:00 PM

I like!

Tarn · 06-18-2003, 03:37 PM

Mutant X · 06-18-2003, 04:48 PM

Sweet, great joke dude.

Spektr · 06-18-2003, 07:25 PM

We didn't have apples at my bar-mitzvah

bravo49 · 06-19-2003, 02:12 AM

Good clean joke

MacGnG · 06-20-2003, 11:16 PM

we didn't have apples at my bar mitzvah either

06-16-2003, 07:45 PM	#1 (permalink)
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06-18-2003, 03:37 PM	#4 (permalink)
Tarn Crazy	LOL

06-17-2003, 07:14 AM	#2 (permalink)
txgirl so many men...so little time. Location: Bellingham	Funny!

06-17-2003, 09:00 PM	#3 (permalink)
wakelagger Insane Location: Toronto	I like!

06-18-2003, 04:48 PM	#5 (permalink)
Mutant X Crazy Location: Miami,Fl	Sweet, great joke dude.

06-18-2003, 07:25 PM	#6 (permalink)
Spektr Copacetic Location: Nati	We didn't have apples at my bar-mitzvah

06-19-2003, 02:12 AM	#7 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	Good clean joke

06-20-2003, 11:16 PM	#8 (permalink)
MacGnG Know Where!	we didn't have apples at my bar mitzvah either