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|  06-16-2003, 07:45 PM | #1 (permalink) | 
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				At the bar-mitzvah
			 At a Bar-Mitzvah, the rabbi stacked a bunch of apples on one end of a table with a sign saying, "Take only one apple please - God is watching."  On the other end of the table was a pile of cookies which a friend of the bar-mitzvah boy had placed a sign on saying, "Take all the cookies you want - God is watching the apples." 
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