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Old 04-20-2003, 10:28 PM   #1 (permalink)
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One evening some men were hitting the Guinness Stout and having a contest over
who could make the best toast. John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said,
"Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!"
That won him the top prize for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night."

She said, "Aye, what was your toast?"

John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."

"Oh that is very nice indeed, John!," Mary said.

The next day Mary ran into one of John's toasting buddies on the street corner.
The man chuckled leeringly and said,
"John won the prize the other night with a toast about you Mary."

She said, "Aye, and I was a bit surprised meself!You know, he's only been there twice!
Once he fell asleep and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come!"
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Old 04-21-2003, 08:47 AM   #2 (permalink)
 
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ahahah!!!! good one!
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Old 04-21-2003, 06:45 PM   #3 (permalink)
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That's a good one.
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Old 04-21-2003, 06:56 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Remember that ear-pulling move, ladies!
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Old 04-21-2003, 07:07 PM   #5 (permalink)
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that's funny as shit dude rofl
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Old 04-22-2003, 12:13 PM   #6 (permalink)
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ahahha, thats great lol!
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Old 04-22-2003, 12:29 PM   #7 (permalink)
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HAHAHA, good one!
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Old 04-22-2003, 12:42 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Great one.
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Old 04-22-2003, 12:56 PM   #9 (permalink)
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thats a great one
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Old 04-22-2003, 04:24 PM   #10 (permalink)
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ver funny
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Old 04-22-2003, 07:10 PM   #11 (permalink)
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nice one!
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Old 04-23-2003, 08:34 AM   #12 (permalink)
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hahha, that was nice
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Old 04-23-2003, 09:03 AM   #13 (permalink)
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all his friends are gonna laugh at him now... poor guy...
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Old 04-23-2003, 10:12 AM   #14 (permalink)
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HaHa! He'll get his chestnuts roasted!
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Old 04-23-2003, 10:21 AM   #15 (permalink)
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caught me off guard
very funny
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Old 04-23-2003, 12:15 PM   #16 (permalink)
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That's what happens when lies.

Funny!
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Old 04-23-2003, 12:34 PM   #17 (permalink)
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i dont get it... jk
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Old 04-24-2003, 06:46 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Funny stuff.
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