sadistikdreams

DidyouhearaboutthemaninSydneywholosthisthumb?Yeah,thatwouldsuck.

troit

Why - because he couldn't hit the space bar?

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I've yet to dephile myself...

xepherys

ugh!

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The prospect of achieving a peace agreement with the extremist group of MILF is almost impossible...
-- Emmanuel Pinol, Governor of Cotobato

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vermin

(it would be funnier if your location said Sydney or you changed the joke to say Seattle)

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If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

Mo0k

Doesn't he have another thumb?

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Butter my arse and skin me to the moon.

BBtB

I dunno why but the smilie at the end made me laugh.

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Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ...

"I would like about three fiddy"