Brewmaniac

A beautiful young girl comes home and says, "Mom, I got married."

Her mother says, "Oh, that's great."

She says, "But, Mom, he's an Arab."

Her mother says, "Oh, that's not so great."

She says, "But, Mom, he's an Arab sheik. He's wealthy beyond your wildest dreams. You and Daddy are going to live in the lap of luxury for the rest of your lives."

Six months later, she walks in the house and says, "Mom, I love my Arab sheik, but my God, all he wants to do is boff me in my ass. Day and night, that's all he'll do is bang me in my ass. When I got married, my asshole was the size of a dime ... now, it's the size of a silver dollar."

Her mother says, "So for ninety cents you're going to make trouble?"

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"That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

troit

That logic makes sense to me....

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I've yet to dephile myself...

SirLance

Oh, shit, tears, I'm streaming tears down my face.... good joke!

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