Women are like apples - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

SirLance · 10-10-2007, 09:00 PM

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.

The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

What are men like? Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to enjoy with dinner.

Sion · 10-11-2007, 12:55 PM

where do gay men and women fit into that scheme?

SirLance · 10-11-2007, 01:09 PM

It's a joke, son. There's no scheme. That's why they call it "Tilted Humor"

Brewmaniac · 10-11-2007, 01:22 PM

Sadly some truth to that but still funny!

Sion · 10-12-2007, 04:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SirLance

It's a joke, son. That's why they call it "Tilted Humor"

as was my comment

maleficent · 10-12-2007, 04:32 AM

Hmm-- this seems like it'd be really appropriate in the ladder theory thread

wold any men be good enough to reach the women at the top of the tree?

:giggles:

Crack · 10-17-2007, 07:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maleficent

Hmm-- this seems like it'd be really appropriate in the ladder theory thread

wold any men be good enough to reach the women at the top of the tree?

:giggles:

you have to shake the shit out of the trunk of the tree until the good ones at the top fall to the ground, then go around with a bucket and scoop them up! Amirite? *high five*

Plan9 · 10-17-2007, 07:11 AM

Omigod, I'm never posting stupid theories again. Hahhahaha!

SirLance · 10-17-2007, 07:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maleficent

wold any men be good enough to reach the women at the top of the tree?

:giggles:

Nah, we're all on the ground looking up their skirts

10-10-2007, 09:00 PM	#1 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Women are like apples Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. What are men like? Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to enjoy with dinner. __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

10-11-2007, 12:55 PM	#2 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	where do gay men and women fit into that scheme? __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

10-11-2007, 01:09 PM	#3 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	It's a joke, son. There's no scheme. That's why they call it "Tilted Humor" __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

10-11-2007, 01:22 PM	#4 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Sadly some truth to that but still funny! __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

10-12-2007, 04:32 AM	#6 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	Hmm-- this seems like it'd be really appropriate in the ladder theory thread wold any men be good enough to reach the women at the top of the tree? :giggles: __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

10-17-2007, 07:11 AM	#8 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Omigod, I'm never posting stupid theories again. Hahhahaha! __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."