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uncle phil 10-17-2007 05:18 PM

new language...
 
In order to continue getting-by in America (our home land), we all
need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the
following conversation until you are able to understand the term
"TENJOOBERRYMUDS".

With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in.
Now, here goes...

The following is a telephone exchange between maybe you as a hotel
guest and call room-service somewhere in the good old U S A today......

Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

Room Service: " Rye. Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to od dor sunteen???"

Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."

Room Service: "Ow July den?"

Guest: ".....What??"

Room Service: "Ow July den?!?... pryed, boyud, poochd?"

Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. scrambled, please."

Room Service: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"

Guest: "Crisp will be fine."

Room Service: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"

Guest: "What?"

Room Service: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"

Guest: "I... don't think so."

RoomService: "No? Judo wan sahn toes???"

Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo
wan sahn toes' means ."

RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes ? Ow bow Anglish
moppin we bodder?"

Guest: "Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying
'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RoomService: "We bodder?"

Guest: "No, just put the bodder on the side."

RoomService: "Wad?!?"

Guest: "I mean butter... just put the butter on the side."

RoomService: "Copy?"

Guest: "Excuse me?"

RoomService: "Copy...tea..meel?"

Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... and that's everything."

Here we are................Wendy

RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish
moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy .. . rye??"

Guest: "Whatever you say."

RoomService: "Tenjooberrymuds."

Guest: "You're welcome"

Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL
UNDERSTAND 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS' ".....and you do, don't you!

waltert 10-17-2007 08:02 PM

I'm from texas.... wecomtoyakinabox is one I usually hear after a night at the bar =)

Titan_Uranus 10-18-2007 12:44 AM

nice one

mandy 10-18-2007 02:14 AM

OMG!!! i was crying and my tummy still hurts :D

BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH..... anglish moppin :D

Chiyachan 10-18-2007 02:49 AM

Americans *eye roll*

Brewmaniac 10-18-2007 01:47 PM

Awesoome! Tanks...


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