Brewmaniac

A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.
"You know what?" says the 7 year old, "I think it's about time we started swearing."
The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
The 7 year old says "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm going to swear first, then you swear after me, OK?"
"Ok" the 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants for breakfast.
"Oh, sh-t mom, I s'pose I'll have some Coco-Pops"
WHACK!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out.
She looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"
I don't know," he blubbers, "but it won't be f--king Coco-Pops."

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stankybcn1

That's awesome.

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LoganSnake

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delete plz.

EDIT: Just to clarify. I meant delete my post, not the OP. Posted it in the wrong thread.

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Arc101

Don't delete, it made me laugh

mandy

hehehehehehe

Great way to start off the day.

thanks alot

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Titan_Uranus

That was some funny shit, thanks,