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Old 11-24-2007, 01:21 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Pinnochio

Another one of my favourite jokes. Enjoy!

One Day, Pinocchio came to Gepetto with a problem. He said "Every time I have sex with my girlfriend, she get's splinters. What can I do about this? "
Gepetto says have you tried sand paper?". Pinocchio hadn't so he went to try it.
A few weeks later, Pinocchio comes back. Gepetto say's "How is the problem working out with your girlfriend?".
Pinocchio replied, "Who needs a girlfriend?"
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Old 11-24-2007, 02:17 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 11-28-2007, 03:30 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 12-01-2007, 06:37 PM   #4 (permalink)
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gotta wonder: how many times did Pinnochio sand his wood before he noticed it getting progressively smaller
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Old 12-07-2007, 07:52 PM   #5 (permalink)
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