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Old 04-21-2003, 04:10 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Two Irish Guys

Two irish guys, Paddy and Mike have spent the last 6months backpacking around Australia, and are sitting at the pub outside the airport in Melbourne, drinkin heavily until they run out of money.

Paddy turns to Mike and says 'Mike, I'm nowhere near drunk, and we're all outta money.'

Mike: 'Yeah, its fucked mate, guess we better look for a place to sleep for the night, cuz we're the last ones here'

The bartender overhears the conversation and tells the two of what the pilots do for a cheap night.

'The cheapass pilots mate, what they do is go round the back of the airport, jump the fence and drink the plane fuel. Works wonders, no hangover, and the taste is remarkable!'

They walk around the airport, jump the fence and find the barrels, and start chuggin away at it.

Mike: 'This stuff is remarkable!'

Paddy: 'My oath!'

The night passes and they end up polishing off an entire barrel. The next morning Mike wakes up, feels 110%. Astonished, he looks for Paddy, no sign. Calls him up to ask how he's feelin.

Paddy: 'mate, i feel sensational apart from one wee little problem'

Mike: 'whats that?'

Paddy: 'I farted and now I'm in Perth!'
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Old 04-21-2003, 12:55 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Heh heh. Not bad.
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Old 04-21-2003, 06:39 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Nice.
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Old 04-21-2003, 08:57 PM   #4 (permalink)
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That's actually really funny.


(Though, don't try drinking ethanol fuel. It would be fine for you......except for that nasty benzene (?) they add to it to ruin the taste and make it poisonous. How do I know? Some things are better left unknown ).
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Old 04-22-2003, 01:31 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Good one! Thanks
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Old 04-22-2003, 01:37 AM   #6 (permalink)
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heheh
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Old 04-22-2003, 04:54 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Good one.
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Old 04-22-2003, 07:24 AM   #8 (permalink)
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I liked it besides the fact that airplane fuel would probably kill you.
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Old 04-22-2003, 11:40 AM   #9 (permalink)
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haha! Nice one, thanks
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Old 04-22-2003, 07:10 PM   #10 (permalink)
 
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eh...
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Old 04-23-2003, 09:25 AM   #11 (permalink)
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good one..
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Old 04-23-2003, 09:35 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Hehehe. My old man lives in Perth.
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Old 04-23-2003, 03:46 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Not a bad one, I thought it would have something to do with flying. But, why did it have to be two Irish guys?
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