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LoganSnake · 12-06-2007, 08:31 AM

So this guy, about 22, 23 years old, walks into a bar, sits down and orders 6 shots of whiskey.

The bartender says, "Wow, you must be celebrating something." The kid says, "Yeah, first blowjob."

The bartender says, "That IS something to celebrate! Tell you what, 7th one's on the house."

The kid says, "No thanks. If 6 shots of whiskey doesn't get that taste out of my mouth, nothing will."

alin8456 · 12-06-2007, 02:01 PM

SirLance · 12-07-2007, 07:44 PM

Blech! Funny, but BLECH!

12-06-2007, 08:31 AM	#1 (permalink)
LoganSnake We work alone Location: Cake Town	Celebration! So this guy, about 22, 23 years old, walks into a bar, sits down and orders 6 shots of whiskey. The bartender says, "Wow, you must be celebrating something." The kid says, "Yeah, first blowjob." The bartender says, "That IS something to celebrate! Tell you what, 7th one's on the house." The kid says, "No thanks. If 6 shots of whiskey doesn't get that taste out of my mouth, nothing will." __________________ Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing that you'll be an idiot in the future. Common sense is knowing that you should try not to be an idiot now. - J. Jacques

12-06-2007, 02:01 PM	#2 (permalink)
alin8456 Upright Location: Bothell, Washington	rofl

12-07-2007, 07:44 PM	#3 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Blech! Funny, but BLECH! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.