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Old 12-21-2007, 10:01 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Santa loves rich kids more



Merry Christmas, everyone!
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Old 12-21-2007, 10:27 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Santa does love rich kids more! ...and rightly so!

Santa knows full-well that poor people and "commie libril's" are always whining about what's fair. He also knows they have a higher rate of blowing the whole fantasy for their kids, thus instilling their own irreversible defeatist ideology into their young and still-pliable craniums.

Well then... of course the little Che' t-shirt and beret wearin' tikes can't help but grow up all cranky, righteous, and poor (CRAP)... thus perpetuating the continuous cycle of more impoverished cranky people and "baby Jesus haters" who deny Santa Claus.

Tell 'em to believe in Santa and to write big wish-lists for Christmas ...because they owe it to their babies, their grand-babies, and America to be happy, rich, and have way more presents on Christmas than kids who's parents are CRAP.

...it's a joke
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Old 12-21-2007, 10:31 AM   #3 (permalink)
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...it's a joke
Psst.... You're in Tilted Humor. It's ok.
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Old 12-21-2007, 12:08 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Rich kids leave better cookies and more milk.
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Old 12-21-2007, 05:34 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Santa Clause Likes Rich Kids Better - a bitter sweet song.

http://radio3.cbc.ca/play/band/Young...h-Kids-Better/
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Old 12-21-2007, 09:05 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Rich kids leave better cookies and more milk.
I was poor, but I always left Santa Bushmills, gingerbread, and cocoa when I was little. I didn't always get a lot, but I usually got the one thing I usually had my heart set on.

So, that's the deal, poor kids. Go steal Santa some liquor.
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