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Old 01-11-2008, 08:55 AM   #1 (permalink)
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LifeAlert


I was depressed last night so I called LifeAlert.

Got a call center in Pakistan.
I told them I was suicidal.

They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck

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Old 01-11-2008, 10:08 AM   #2 (permalink)
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HAHAH... outsourcing.

...

So, how many virgins did they promise you?

Check this out for relevance:

http://www.postal-the-movie.com/preview.htm
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Old 01-11-2008, 10:17 AM   #3 (permalink)
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That's really good cromp- nice
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