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Halx · 01-31-2008, 09:27 AM

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idear?

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idear?

What do you call a quadriplegic in a pool?

Bob.

What do you call a quadriplegic in front of a door?

Matt.

What do you call a quadriplegic in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What do you call a quadriplegic hanging on a wall?

Art.

Crack · 01-31-2008, 09:46 AM

What do you call him while he is hanging out in front of your door?

Matt.

MageB420666 · 01-31-2008, 03:11 PM

What do you all a quadriplegic in a hole?

Phil

Charlatan · 01-31-2008, 04:26 PM

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Eileen.

Charlatan · 01-31-2008, 05:03 PM

What do you call a quadriplegic in your mailbox?
Bill.

What do you call a quadriplegic in a meat grinder?
Chuck.

What do you call a quadriplegic in a hot tub?
Stew.

What do you call a quadriplegic on the beach?
Sandy.

What do you call a quadriplegic under a car?
Jack.

What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter. He won't come anyway.

bjambjam · 01-31-2008, 05:21 PM

What do you call it when an Italian man has one arm shorter than the other?
..
wait ..
wait ..

..
wait for it ...

A speech impediment

ottopilot · 01-31-2008, 07:06 PM

What do you call a quadriplegic in ditch?
Doug

MageB420666 · 01-31-2008, 07:17 PM

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground Beef!

and i know it's not a "What do you call" joke, but:

Where does a waitress with one leg work?

IHOP

What's her name?

Eileen

ratbastid · 01-31-2008, 08:00 PM

What do you call a pair of quadriplegics nailed above your window?
Curt & Rod.

Also:

What do you say to a girl with no arms or legs?

"Nice tits."

Brewmaniac · 02-01-2008, 07:26 AM

What do you call a quadriplegic when he's not amused?

"Brewmaniac"

Nisses · 02-01-2008, 08:48 AM

nuttin to see here, move along

Leto · 02-01-2008, 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charlatan

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Eileen.

what do you call a Chinese woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene.

(I call safe. My wife told me that)

01-31-2008, 09:27 AM	#1 (permalink)
Halx Please touch this. Owner/Admin Location: Manhattan	What do you call.. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear? What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idear? What do you call a quadriplegic in a pool? Bob. What do you call a quadriplegic in front of a door? Matt. What do you call a quadriplegic in a pile of leaves? Russel. What do you call a quadriplegic hanging on a wall? Art. __________________ You have found this post informative. -The Administrator [Don't Feed The Animals]

01-31-2008, 09:46 AM	#2 (permalink)
Crack Misanthropic Location: Ohio! yay!	What do you call him while he is hanging out in front of your door? Matt. __________________ Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx

01-31-2008, 03:11 PM	#3 (permalink)
MageB420666 <Insert wise statement here> Location: Hell if I know	What do you all a quadriplegic in a hole? Phil __________________ Apathy: The best outlook this side of I don't give a damn.

01-31-2008, 04:26 PM	#4 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Eileen. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

01-31-2008, 05:03 PM	#5 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	What do you call a quadriplegic in your mailbox? Bill. What do you call a quadriplegic in a meat grinder? Chuck. What do you call a quadriplegic in a hot tub? Stew. What do you call a quadriplegic on the beach? Sandy. What do you call a quadriplegic under a car? Jack. What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. He won't come anyway. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

01-31-2008, 05:21 PM	#6 (permalink)
bjambjam Upright	What do you call it when an Italian man has one arm shorter than the other? .. wait .. wait .. .. wait for it ... A speech impediment __________________ "Be the change you want to see in the world"

01-31-2008, 07:06 PM	#7 (permalink)
ottopilot let me be clear Location: Waddy Peytona	What do you call a quadriplegic in ditch? Doug __________________ "It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

01-31-2008, 07:17 PM	#8 (permalink)
MageB420666 <Insert wise statement here> Location: Hell if I know	What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef! and i know it's not a "What do you call" joke, but: Where does a waitress with one leg work? IHOP What's her name? Eileen __________________ Apathy: The best outlook this side of I don't give a damn.

01-31-2008, 08:00 PM	#9 (permalink)
ratbastid Darth Papa Location: Yonder	What do you call a pair of quadriplegics nailed above your window? Curt & Rod. Also: What do you say to a girl with no arms or legs? "Nice tits."

02-01-2008, 07:26 AM	#10 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	What do you call a quadriplegic when he's not amused? "Brewmaniac" __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

02-01-2008, 08:48 AM	#11 (permalink)
Nisses Shade Location: Belgium	nuttin to see here, move along __________________ Moderation should be moderately moderated. Last edited by Nisses; 02-01-2008 at 08:55 AM..