Gynecologist assistant
 

A young man goes into the Job Centre in Jacksonville, Florida ,

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and sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant.http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/812/99658884cp3.jpg

Interested he goes to learn more -


"Can you give me some more details about this?" he asks the guy behind the desk.

The Job Centre man sorts through his files & replies - 'Oh yes here it is:

The job entails you getting the lady patients ready for the gynecologist.

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You have to help them out of their underwear,http://img5.uploadhouse.com/fileuplo...ba570db7a7.jpg

lie them down and carefully wash their genital regions

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You then apply shaving foam and gently shave off all their pubic hairhttp://img4.uploadhouse.com/fileuplo...654e661762.jpg

then rub in soothing oils so that they're ready for the gynecologist's examination.

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There's an annual salary of $45,000,http://img4.uploadhouse.com/fileuplo...7ae43db055.jpg

but you're going to have to go to Oxford, Mississippi. That's about 620 miles fom here.'

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'Oh why, is that where the job is ?'









'No sir - that's where the end of the line is!'http://img2.uploadhouse.com/fileuplo...406501aa3e.jpg



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Wow, this joke even has visual aids! Hahaha!

nice touch

Average patient age: 65. Average patient weight: 275 lbs.

:D

Good joke!

My problem with being a gynae is that no women come in and say "hey Doc, take a look at my pussy, it's great"

They tend to come in and say "hey Doc, can you take a look at my minge, it's leaking this smelly yellow puss"

Thanks for the image, Daniel. Just what I needed.

a very beautiful image on top of that. wow.

Very creative! Thanks for posting.