bjambjam

A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a beer. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the
bartender, 'Hey, You wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him
says, 'Before you tell that joke, Sir, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in Karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters.
'No... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

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Kahn

I .. can't .. stop .. frikkin laughin !!!!

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Attention everyone: We have another potential asshole in the area !

You don't have bad luck, the reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass !!

Dinner $50
Drinks $30
Motel $40

Finding out she swallows -
PRICELESS!!!

Xazy

LOL nice, ty!

opentocomments

Hope you don't mind if i use that one sometime. lol.

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How do we know that the sky is not green and we are all color-blind?

allaboutmusic

Ah, a real classic.

Tully Mars

OK, now that's funny!

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dd3953

.nice.

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DEI37

That's nice!

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Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

troit

I missed this the first time around....

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mandy

nice one!

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The Imagination equips us to see a reality we have yet to create

SSJTWIZTA

haha!

ive heard this same joke, but with polish instead.

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First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
-Pastor Martin Niemoller