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LESBONICS

1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians?
A. Licker cabinet.

2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?
A. Klondyke.

3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns?
A. Militia Etheridge.

4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?
A. Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.

5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
A. Fur Traders.

6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called?
A. Lickalotapuss.

7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?
A. Well Hung.

8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned?
A. She was found face down in Ricki Lake .

9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
A. Even the pool table doesn't have balls.

10. What do you call lesbian twins?
A. Lick-a-likes.

11. What's the definition of confusion?
A Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.

12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
A. One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker

13. What do you have when you've got 50 lesbians and 50 state workers?
A. 100 people that don't do dick.

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

Plan9

My inner lesbian is both amused and offended.

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

dd3953

my outter lesbian is feeling like your inner

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[Technically, I'm not possible, I'm made of exceptions. ]

Sion

good. my work here is done.

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

KellyC

I don't get number three, but the rest is great!

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Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe?
Me: Shit happens.

Martian

Lesbian rock star Melissa Etheridge says:



"Neither do I!"

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I wake up in the morning more tired than before I slept
I get through cryin' and I'm sadder than before I wept
I get through thinkin' now, and the thoughts have left my head
I get through speakin' and I can't remember, not a word that I said

- Ben Harper, Show Me A Little Shame

Crack

My inner lesbian likes blonds.

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Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex.

~Halx

troit

The state job rings true.... there are always more people standing around then working. Why didn't I work for the state????

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I've yet to dephile myself...