Sion

Remember, the best way to attract a man is with your eyes. That's why it's so important to have your eye makeup perfectly applied. If it weren't for the excellent application of proper eye makeup this young lady probably wouldn't get a second look from most guys.

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Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

Plan9

Are those baby heads or what!?

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

Sion

no, but I'd like to put my head between those babies...

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

Bear Cub

Wow, what nice big... eyes... she has.


A pearl necklace would go great with that makeup.

KellyC

I wanna suck on those until they lactate.

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Shaindra

Based on the size, I'd say they already were lactating.

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MexicanOnABike

that's Rachel Aldana. Biggest boobs in Britain according to Guinness records.

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Redlemon

The best part of the OP is that I had to scroll for a while before the joke became apparent.

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Shauk

I almost thought it was going to be nsfw.

my heart stopped momentarily.

mixedmedia

I was thinking, 'wow, she really does have pretty eyes.'

and then I scrolled down and I thought 'whoa! look at those fabulous tits!'

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Baraka_Guru

Beauty is in the eye of the....

....h, who am I kidding.....

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troit

Talk about a midget smuggler...

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Charlatan

She has eyes?

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SSJTWIZTA

Haha! my thoughts exactly

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